J​.​O​.​R​.​D. Don't Play

by Thirst Things First

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THIRST THINGS FIRST IS:
-BOOT:\\ - ADMINISTRATOR, TRANSMISSIONS, REPRESENTATION

-JOINT OPERATIVE ROBOTIC DRUMMER (J.O.R.D.) - HUMAN DRUMS, HARDWARE, ROBOTIC ATTITUDES

-MIKE - GUITAR, VOCALS, HUMAN TELEMARKETING

-AL - GUITAR, VOCALS, HUMAN TELEMARKETING

-LASER - BASS, VOCALS, MARKETING, HUMAN TELEMARKETING

-JARSH - ELECTRONIC MUSICAL INSTRUMENT THAT GENERATES ELECTRIC SIGNALS CONVERTED TO SOUND THROUGH LOUDSPEAKERS OR HEADPHONES

-MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS - CEO, MASTER ENGINEER, SOLE OWNER OF 'HUMAN KEYBOARD AND MOUSE ON LOW GRADE HUMAN LOW TOM DRUM' PATENT.

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released July 21, 2017

J.O.R.D. DON'T PLAY WAS RECORDED IN 2016 WITH A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS AND SCOT ADAMS AT BATTLEMUSIC LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, UNITED STATES WORLD. J.O.R.D. DIDN'T PLAY AROUND OVER THE COURSE OF THE 1.5 YEARS IT TOOK FOR SCOT ADAMS TO EXAMINE THE CONTENTS AND MIX THEM EFFICIENTLY WITHIN THE SNUGGIE WALLS OF BATTLEMUSIC. THE MASTER MIXES WERE THEN QUICKLY SHIPPED TO MASTER MASTERER MIKE DOERR WITH MIKE DOERR PRODUCTIONS SO THAT THE BAND COULD SPEND MORE OIL TO MAKE THE ALBUM LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVEN THE MOST ADVANCED HUMAN EARS. ARTWORK WAS BRILLIANTLY ERECTED BY ERIC HAYES OF THE SUPERBYTES AND TRADED FOR INTENSE MELODYNATION.

ALL SONGS BY TEAM TTF AND MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS EXCEPT "WARP SPEED" WHICH WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN BY ETHAN NICKLES AND THE LAST SLICE BEFORE HE GREW STRANGE HORSEY HAIR AND "GOT THE LIFE" WHICH WAS ORIGINALLY PERFORMED BY VEGETABLE RELATED ROCK BAND KORN. SCOT ADAMS PLAYED GUITAR ON 'LET'S DO THIS' AND TEAM TTF DECIDED TO GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR IT. CAN YOU HEAR THE PART HE DID?

BOOT:\\ ASSEMBLED TEAM TTF AND DEPLOYED J.O.R.D. TO LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, UNITED STATES, WORLD WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF NO NAME CAREER TELEMARKETERS AND LASER WHO LIVES IN HIS GRANDMOTHER'S BASEMENT IN ORDER TO FURTHER SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF OIL CONSUMPTION ON PLANET WORLD AND SURROUNDING AREAS. THROUGHOUT THIRST THINGS FIRST'S WORK RELATIONSHIP IT BECAME A VIABLE OPTION TO PRODUCE AN ENTIRE EP ABOUT MIKE'S DEAD NEIGHBOR. THE RELEASE WAS AN INSTANT CLASSIC, WHICH REMINDED TEAM TTF THAT THEY SHOULD PRODUCE DEMONSTRATIONS ABOUT REALLY IMPORTANT SUBJECTS LIKE BUILDING ROBOT GIRLFRIENDS, WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS, AND JORDYGETSMAD.

DRINK OIL TO PUT THIRST THINGS FIRST.

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