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SEXAPHONE

by Thirst Things First

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1.
HELLA-COPTER 03:14
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2.
IT'S A TRAP! 03:24
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3.
SEXAPHONE 03:41
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4.
NEIGHBORS 02:43
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5.
THE HOT HOSE 03:00
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6.
III 04:46
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THIRST THINGS FIRST IS:
-BOOT:\\ - ADMINISTRATOR, TRANSMISSIONS, REPRESENTATION

-JOINT OPERATIVE ROBOTIC DRUMMER (J.O.R.D.) - HUMAN DRUMS, HARDWARE

-MIKE - GUITAR, VOCALS

-AL - GUITAR, VOCALS, OWNING OF THE PASSENGER DOOR ON HIS OWN TRANSPORT

-LASER - BASS, VOCALS, MARKETING

-MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS - CEO, MASTER ENGINEER, TIME MANAGEMENT

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released May 9, 2014

SEXAPHONE WAS RECORDED IN ONE DAY IN FEBRUARY 2013 CELEBRATING THE ONE YEAR ESTIMATED TIME OF DEATH OF MIKE'S DEAD NEIGHBOR. TEAM TTF REUNITED WITH A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS AND MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS AT THE FUTILE USELESS SONGWRITING ENGINE (OR FUSE RECORDING STUDIO) IN LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, UNITED STATES WORLD. THE PARTIES INVOLVED BUILT A TIME MACHINE OUT OF MOUNTAIN DEW FLAVORED ELECTRONIC TOBACCO FLAVORED VAPOR SUCK STICKS AND QUICKLY TRANSPORTED TO FEBRUARY 2014 IN ORDER TO MIX THE DEMONSTRATIONS AND CELEBRATE THE TWO YEAR ESTIMATED TIME OF DEATH OF MIKE'S DEAD NEIGHBOR. THE CROCK DIAL WAS PRESENT, AND DELICIOUS SUS DOMESTICUS WAS CONSUMED WITH TASTY CHILATOS. AFTER MINIMAL STOMACH MALFUNCTION THE MASTER MIXES WERE QUICKLY SHIPPED TO MASTER MASTERER MIKE DOERR WITH MIKE DOERR PRODUCTIONS SO THAT THE BAND COULD SPEND MORE OIL TO MAKE THE ALBUM LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVEN THE MOST ADVANCED HUMAN EARS. ARTWORK BY THE CONSISTENT AND RELIABLE MIKE MALY AND THE EVER PRESENT DRAWER OF ALL THINGS HUMAN FEMALE WITH INSTRUMENTS INSTEAD OF LIMBS, JIMMY HILL.

ALL SONGS BY TEAM TTF AND MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS WITH ASSISTANCE ON 'THE SEXAPHONE' BY A TEAM OF BACKUP YELLERS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE CONSISTENT AND RELIABLE MIKE MALY.

BOOT:\\ ASSEMBLED TEAM TTF AND DEPLOYED J.O.R.D. TO LINCOLN NEBRASKA UNITED STATES WORLD WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF NO NAME CAREER TELEMARKETERS AND LASER WHO LIVES IN HIS GRANDMOTHER'S BASEMENT IN ORDER TO FURTHER SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF OIL CONSUMPTION ON PLANET WORLD AND SURROUNDING AREAS. THROUGHOUT THIRST THINGS FIRST'S WORK RELATIONSHIP IT BECAME A VIABLE OPTION TO PRODUCE AN ENTIRE EP ABOUT MIKE'S DEAD NEIGHBOR.

DRINK OIL TO PUT THIRST THINGS FIRST.

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