We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
supported by
James Maxwell
James Maxwell thumbnail
Wolfgang Teufel
Wolfgang Teufel thumbnail
Vincent Martineau
Vincent Martineau thumbnail
toddbarrett
toddbarrett thumbnail
tlundy082
tlundy082 thumbnail
andrew t sarafian
andrew t sarafian thumbnail
/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $7 USD  or more

     

1.
ROBOT MIKE 03:18
buy track
2.
THE PASSENGER DOOR ON AL'S TRANSPORT 01:51
buy track
3.
DIGGED DUGGED 03:01
buy track
4.
IT'S FIBERS, STEVE 03:00
buy track
5.
WHY I CRY 03:44
buy track

about

THIRST THINGS FIRST IS:
-BOOT:\\ - ADMINISTRATOR, TRANSMISSIONS, REPRESENTATION

-JOINT OPERATIVE ROBOTIC DRUMMER (J.O.R.D.) - HUMAN DRUMS, HARDWARE

-MIKE - GUITAR, VOCALS, HUMAN TELEMARKETING

-AL - GUITAR, VOCALS, HUMAN TELEMARKETING

-LASER - BASS, VOCALS, MARKETING, AFFORDABLE MULTIMEDIA DEVICE REPAIRS

-PALINDROME-MAN - GUITAR, ALL THE FREE OIL YOU CAN DRINK

-ARMOUR-A - VOCALS, SEXAPHONE

-MEGA-SPAN - VOCALS, KNITTING

credits

released October 22, 2019

MOST OF LOILTY WAS RECORDED IN 4012 WITH A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS AND MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS AT FUSE RECORDINGS DEEP IN LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, UNITED STATES WORLD. ROBOT MIKE TRAVELED TO THE FUTURE IN 4018 TO RECORD ROBOT MIKE WITH MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS WHILE ONE ANDROID JACKSON MOGIS WOULD BE WORKING ON THE MATERIALS. THE MASTER MIXES WERE THEN QUICKLY SHIPPED DIRECTLY BACK TO MATTHEW SCOTT SANDERS SO HE COULD MAKE THE ALBUM LOUD ENOUGH FOR EVEN THE MOST ADVANCED HUMAN EARS. ARTWORK WAS BRILLIANTLY ERECTED BY RYAN CONNOLLY.

ALL SONGS BY LORD BOOT:\\ AND TEAM TTF EXCEPT "WHY I CRY" WHICH WAS WRITTEN BY NO NAME HUMAN BAND THE MAGNETIC FIELDS.

BOOT:\\ ASSEMBLED TEAM TTF AND DEPLOYED J.O.R.D. TO LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, UNITED STATES, WORLD WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF ASSEMBLING A TEAM OF NO NAME CAREER TELEMARKETERS AND LASER WHO LIVES IN HIS GRANDMOTHER'S BASEMENT IN ORDER TO FURTHER SPREAD AWARENESS ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF OIL CONSUMPTION ON PLANET WORLD AND SURROUNDING AREAS. THROUGHOUT THIRST THINGS FIRST'S WORK RELATIONSHIP IT BECAME A VIABLE OPTION TO PRODUCE ENTIRE EP'S ABOUT MIKE'S DEAD NEIGHBOR, THE LETTER E, AND ROCKIN' THE GOLDEN TORCH. THE RELEASES WERE INSTANT CLASSICS, AND WITH PALINDROME-MAN JOINING TEAM TTF ON GUITAR, AND ARMOUR A AND MEGASPAIN IN THE MIX, IT WAS CLEAR THAT THIRST THINGS FIRST IS IN IT TO WIN IT. WHICH REMINDED TEAM TTF THAT THEY SHOULD PRODUCE DEMONSTRATIONS ABOUT REALLY IMPORTANT SUBJECTS LIKE DIGGING HOLES IN PEOPLE'S BACK YARDS, CARPETS, AND HOW MUCH BETTER TEAM TTF IS THAN OUR ARCH NEMESIS THE MAGNETIC FIELDS.

DRINK OIL TO PUT THIRST THINGS FIRST.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Thirst Things First image

Thirst Things First Lincoln, Nebraska

contact / help

Contact Thirst Things First

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

If you like Thirst Things First, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Featuring Riley Pinkerton (aka The Rat Queen) from the theatrical NYC rockers, Castle Rat.
listen now